The Starcraft Replay Vault
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February 12th, 2002 [ typhoon ]

Today, the Starcraft Replay Vault is eight moons old. To celebrate this unforeseen longevity, I'm shooting it like the dead horse it is. Hey, remembering the one-month anniversary, I should be lauded for doing anything at all...

Okay, maybe I should take this spotlight and do something constructive with it. So cease your clamor and lend me your ears, for I have much to say...I bring you, my dear reader, the twenty most insightful three-word anagrams for "Starcraft Replay Vault":

  1. FATALLY CARVER UPSTART
  2. TRAVERSAL FACULTY RAPT
  3. RATTLETRAP ALFA SCURVY
  4. ATTRACT PRAYERFUL SLAV
  5. SPARTA TACTFULLY RAVER
  6. APART CALVERTS TRAYFUL
  7. TARTARY CAPFUL TRAVELS
  8. STATECRAFT PLURAL VARY
  9. PALATAL STARVER CRUFTY
  10. AVATAR SPECTRALLY TURF
  11. FRACTALS PALAVER RUTTY
  12. CARPAL TRAVESTY ARTFUL
  13. VASCULAR FLATTERY TARP
  14. CALVARY FRUSTRATE PLAT
  15. FLATCAR VARLETRY SPUTA
  16. TRAVERSAL FULCRA PATTY
  17. LARVAE ULTRAFAST CRYPT
  18. FACTUAL VARLETRY TRAPS
  19. AVAST CARRY PLATTERFUL
  20. SCAPULAR VARLETRY TAFT

Vascular flattery tarp. It's almost scary how well that sums up this wild eight-month ride. Because, if you think about it, we're all just tarps trying to make it in a world always trying to flatter us vascularly. And I do want you to think about it. Or don't. You'll get yours in Hell either way, sinner.

Anyway, this is as far as the Vault is going to go. This began as a disappointment to me at least, since I had a few more things planned for it, but the simple truth is that it isn't worth updating this site anymore. It was always time-consuming and now I'm pretty sure I don't even have an audience for it, if you've noticed the lack of diversity in the replays lately. First, I'm not used to sites being such a commitment (and therefore drain of time and energy) as this...eight months is a long time to be updating the same site so frequently for me. Second, I created the Vault to be an archive for Antioch replays, but I'm just not getting a whole lot of support here so it feels like I'm just classifying my own personal collection for my own benefit, which doesn't feel very productive.

The support I did receive was valued, though...thanks to the artists (fellow TPCians Styles, Phal, and Fly) and the architects (TPC for his server, Dine for helping out with the site, and both for hosting).

So that wraps up the Replay Vault...I'm left with some eighty replays and eight hundred screen shots that I haven't got up yet, but don't expect those too soon. Anyhow, purely for the curious amongst us...

Teams:32 on July 3rd57 on September 2nd75 on February 12th
One on ones:172938
Free for alls:122224
Comp stomps:3989157
Total replays:100202297
Total screenies:23128680 (gah)
Total maps:0918
Total size:14.7 MB40.1 MB105 MB (gah)
  • Number of months on Project TPC: 4
  • Number of (active) months off Project TPC: 4
  • Number of months on the old design: 3
  • Number of months on the current design: 5
  • Average number of replays in a July update: 5.94 (total number of replays over total number of updates)
  • Average number of replays in a November update: 1.2
  • Number of people that thought the Far Side Mona Lisa was sort of cool: 1 (me)
  • Number of critter-themed replays: 2
  • Number of critter-themed replays that involve hunting said critters: 2
  • Number of games over Big Game Hunters: 0
  • Number of instances of the word "assmonkey": 0 (as we dream of what could have been...)
  • Number of Pearl Jam fans I know: 1 (me..."Subliminal Messages for Dummies" is a waste of money if I ever saw one)

Some final Replay Vault goodies: crappy, miscellaneous text files I never bothered to release before and the Classic, Frost, Green, and Grey Day color schemes.

And finally, a special thanks to Phil, Phil the White, Phil the Violet, Phil the Brown, Eye of Phil, Hand of Phil, Philosopher, Phil the Very Much Dead, the Amazing Phil, Phil of the Combine, Phil the Worthless, Phil of Brittania, Phil of Gaul, Philophylla, Phil the l33t, Phil the ph34r3d, Jill, Philanderer, Phil le Dingue, Phylle, Philip, Phillip, Fil, Philistine, Phil the Great, Phil the Conqueror, Phil the Barbarian, Philius, the Perhaps Not So Spectacular After All Phil, Phil Clinton, A New Phil, the Phil Strikes Back, Return of the Phil, Phil Ein, Phil Zwei, Holy Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light (Phil), Bill, Philippian, Philoprogenitive, ¶hilcrow, Philophile, Philxhibit A, Philxhibit B, Mortal-Phil, Satan-Phil, Phil the Big Dumb Ass (a favorite of mine), Philippine, Phil the Snitch, Phil the Shit, Phil the Piss, Phil 30, Phil 60, Phil 90, Philadelphia, Philologist, Philanthropist, Phil I, Phil II, Sir Phil, Phil the Swinger, Phil the Pimp, EvilPhil, Philter, Phil the Charming, Philanx, Really Just Inexplicably Stupid Phil, Not As Stupid But Still Not Particularly Extrordinary Phil, and Philbraham Lincoln.

—HOT PONY

The Starcraft Replay Vault—PARLAY TACTFUL STARVER. Blue Light Studios—GIBLET SHOULD SUIT.

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