To provide the best in Starcraft humor, offbeat campaigns, mapmaking help, and a bunch of miscellaneous stuff to as much of the community as possible, gaining us world-wide fame, recognition, wealth, dates with supermodels, and keeping the public's attention away from our top-secret plan to conquer the world with antimatter kiwi.
At least, that's what we call them in public.
People That Actually Work Here:
Mike Lemmer: The head honcho,
the Top Cheese, the Leader. Need I say more?
Quote: "Welded to death... Bad way to go..."
Holy Tony: He makes movie maps
to please the rabid movie map fans. Yes, I KNOW they aren't Dave
the SCV!
Quote: "It's okay to control the rage, or a wedgie."
Accomplices:
These are the people that, while they don't work here, influence me enough to merit a mention.
Tim: Creator of the Bob Levels
and all-around nutty person. If you can beat him off of his precious
Everquest game, he might actually get the Enhanced Bob Levels
II finished sometime...
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Lucainan: The sarcastic and devilish
one of the bunch. One of the best sources of ICQ pranks and plain-old
sarcasm around. Also working on "The Felix", a campaign
that makes fun of War of the Tribes & The Fenix.
Quote: "God is crying kitties."
Magic: Head of the Star Alliance
and tied with me for sheer number of unfinished projects. Helps
out with voices and sound FX.
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Just Here:
The various critters and assorted aliens living around this site.
Clipper the Scantid: The closest
thing we have to a security guard. We love him. No demands for
pay raises, no labor union, and he works for donuts! Unfortunetly,
he eats like a pig and has a black hole for a stomach. But it
really isn't a problem: I guess most intruders don't realize that
Scantids are carnivorous...
Quote: "Sssssccitthhxxxx! Skithixxx!"
FiGiT the Probe: Don't hate him
because he has that cool blue coating, or those purple eyes. Hate
him because he's evil incarnate. Everything from webpage problems
to campaign delays can be blamed on FiGiT. Heck, I bet if you
tried hard enough, you could link the national debt and most major
wars to FiGiT, too.
Quote: "Fools! I'll destroy them all!"
Qjuad: The self-proclaimed local idiot. Enjoys buzzing
around people and ticking them off. Occasionally digests something
important.
Quote: "Oh, how they screamed..."
Send me an Email at mikelemmer@hotmail.com and tell me what you want to do!
Currently, there's spots open for everything, including:
News Reporters
Miscellaneous Map Designers
Beta Testers
Weird Stuff Retrievers (go across the Net, finding weird SC stuff
on forums and chat rooms everywhere)
Various Miscellaneous Jobs
Voice Actors
And now, what we DON'T need:
Strategy Developers
People with No Sense of Humor
This site is hosted, for some
strange, unknown reason, by:
Starcraft
Silo
Legal Technical Crap Notice:
Everything on here, unless
otherwise noted, was made by Mike Lemmer. Naturally, if you go
around and start saying that YOU made it, Mike Lemmer will be
very mad. But he won't sick lawyers on you. No, he's too cruel.
Let's just say that when someone steals his stuff, we don't have
to feed Clipper the Scantid for a week...