lindsay101
hiya

Lucainan:
Who the hell are you?

lindsay101
im Lindsay. You were open for chat in 30 somethings.

Lucainan:
I was? I haven't the foggiest how to work this damned thing.

lindsay101
so how old are you? i'm 33.

Lucainan:
37 here.

lindsay101
are you married?

Lucainan:
Yeah, can't get a single second of rest without the old lady hassling me. Not to mention those damn kids.

lindsay101
thats not very nice

Lucainan:
Are you married?

lindsay101
no

Lucainan:
Good, keep it that way. Marriage is hell. I think I'm this close to shooting my damn wife.

lindsay101
are you serious?!

Lucainan:
Hell yeah. Maybe I'll strangle her instead.

lindsay101
DONT DO IT!!

Lucainan:
Shut the hell up, maybe I'll kill you after I get to my kids.

lindsay101
NO! MURDERERS GO TO HELL!

Lucainan:
Like I care. I don't know how many times I've blown a squirrell's head clean off.

lindsay101
you kill squirrells?!

Lucainan:
Yeah, dogs and cats, too.

lindsay101
OMG! Are you still going to kill your wife!?!

Lucainan:
Most likely. Still gotta find my damn shells.

lindsay101
why!?

Lucainan:
Well, for one thing I'm ass drunk. Maybe you're right. I'll just put the damn kids in the cage.

lindsay101
cage?

Lucainan:
Yeah, girly. I throw the bastards in there when I don't feel like dealing with them. I usually just beat my wife. Her ass is too fat to fit in there.

lindsay101
YOU ARE AN AWFUL PRESON!

Lucainan:
Ow, that hurt.

lindsay101
you should seek counsiling!

lindsay101
hello?

lindsay101
hello?! li ndsay101: WHERE ARE YOU?!

Lucainan:
There, got the little bastards in the cage.

lindsay101
NO!

Lucainan:
What the hell is your problem?

lindsay101
THAT'S CHILD ABUCE!

Lucainan:
Shut the hell up.

lindsay101
NO YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU F*CKING CHILD ABUCER YOUR A BAD FATHER AND HUSBAND AND I HOPE YOU GO TO F*CKING HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER F*CKING BAD PEOPLE LIKE F*CKING HITLER IF I EVER SAW YOU ID SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU PIECE OF F*CKING SHIT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE GODLESS GOODBYE!!!!!

Lucainan:
Thanks, lady.