I made myself available for random chat for this purpose. —Lucainan


96527425:
ur wish has CUM true........

Lucainan:
And what wish would that be? The one where I meet Oprah?

96527425:
i dont know abt oprah, but u've just met me. we can have some fun if u r upto IT........

Lucainan:
Surely, I'm always up for fun. Especially Backgammon. I love Backgammon!

96527425:
i like the cock n pussey fun myself? if u hv the cock i hv a very hungry pussey.....

Lucainan:
It's hungry? Well, when do you usually feed it?

96527425:
2 maybe 3 times a day. it depends on the availabilty of COCK??

Lucainan:
Really? Three times a day? I usually eat that many square meals a day, plus maybe a snack or two.

96527425:
i take it ur cock isnt ready to feed my wet pussey??

Lucainan:
What makes you think that? Feeding the hungry is a very worthwhile cause, and if your helpless little kitty cat needs food, then by God, I'll feed it!

96527425:
mmmmmmm so wht do hv to offer to this hungry wet sticky pussey??

Lucainan:
Well, before I feed anything, you might want to wash your cat off, that could be part of the problem. After you get it clean enough, I'll feed the little guy some cat food.

96527425:
my pussey is always clean n well lubed. the only cat food it would take is solid long meat. can u offer that??

Lucainan:
Hmmm, lubed? That's a terrible thing to do to a little kitty. As for cat food, I think I may have some of the hard crunchy kind.

96527425:
hurrey than let me hv it......

Lucainan:
Ok, where can I find him (or her)?

96527425:
i'm in london legs wide apart 2 finegers inside my dripping thingy..... U?

Lucainan:
I'm in America, trying to figure out how to save the life of a starving kitty.

96527425:
r u gay?

Lucainan:
No! Of course not, but aren't we trying to save a cat's life here?

96527425:
no. we r trying to f*ck my wet thingy. do u like f*cking girls?

Lucainan:
What? I don't remember anything about your thingy, but I do remember you talking about how your kitty cat is starving. In response to your question: Yes, I'd have to say I do. Do you know anyone?

96527425:
my thingy tell me how u'd f*ck it?

Lucainan:
Later! We have a cat to save!

96527425:
bye

Lucainan:
No! What about your cat?! Don't let it die!

Lucainan:
Hello?

Lucainan:
Noooo!

96527425:
b ye

Lucainan:
But what about your cat?!