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| <blockquote><p>"The Conclave sentences you, Ghettok, to death for being a fly mother," a Judicator declaired.</p> <p>"I OBJECT!" exclaimed a Protoss from the back of the hall.</p> <p>"Who is that? And why does no one feel the need to stop him," another Judicator pondered.</p> <p>"I am Johnnycochranatul! This Protoss has been bamboozled by this council and I demand a retrial! If the Psi Blade fits you must acquit!" the fiery Protoss argued.</p> <p>"He is strangley convincing.... but being strangely convincing is heresy!" a counselman stood, "SEIZE AND DESTROY HIM!"</p> <p>Within an instant, Johnnycochranatul was stabbed and beaten severely, then dragged off. "Now for you, Ghettok, you are banished to Shakuras! Go away!"</p></blockquote> <p>The Felix was a light-hearted take on the <cite>Starcraft</cite> campaign business, which helped take some of the edge off the utter impossibility of an inch of it ever getting released. It had a pretty funny web site, though. It was devised by [[Lucainan]] and also featured the talents of [[Mike Lemmer]], [[Codebreaker]], [[Lucid Iguana]], and some other dudes.</p> <p>Its name was a play on [http://www.campaigncreations.org/starcraft/fenix/ The Fenix], a [[Desler]] campaign that, equally disappointingly, <em>was</em> released.</p> <p class="float c"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://scfelix.virtualave.net/"><img src="files/community/starcraft/felix.jpg" width="640" height="320" alt="[The Felix banner]" title="Legends never die, but aqua monkeys do"></a></p> <p>Find out more at (an archived version of) [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://scfelix.virtualave.net/ The Felix's web site].</p> | > "The Conclave sentences you, Ghettok, to death for being a fly mother," a Judicator declared. > "I OBJECT!" exclaimed a Protoss from the back of the hall. > "Who is that? And why does no one feel the need to stop him," another Judicator pondered. > "I am Johnnycochranatul! This Protoss has been bamboozled by this council and I demand a retrial! If the Psi Blade fits you must acquit!" the fiery Protoss argued. > "He is strangley convincing.... but being strangely convincing is heresy!" a counselman stood, "SEIZE AND DESTROY HIM!" > Within an instant, Johnnycochranatul was stabbed and beaten severely, then dragged off. "Now for you, Ghettok, you are banished to Shakuras! Go away!" The Felix was a light-hearted take on the //Starcraft// campaign business, which helped take some of the edge off the utter impossibility of an inch of it ever getting released. It had a pretty funny web site, though. It was devised by [[Lucainan]] and also featured the talents of [[Mike Lemmer]], [[Codebreaker]], [[Lucid Iguana]], and some other dudes. Its name was a play on [http://www.campaigncreations.org/starcraft/fenix/ The Fenix], a [[Desler]] campaign that, equally disappointingly, ''was'' released. [[Image:files/community/starcraft/felix.jpg|center|Legends never die, but aqua monkeys do]] Find out more at <a href="hosted/felix/">The Felix's web site</a>. |