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| <p>The definitive <cite>Starcraft</cite> add-on campaign--I mean, uh, let's try this again. Zealots of the Hexagonal Cube: The harrowing story of the young King Gus and his, ahem, noble knights on their quest to attain uh, the attainable; which in this case is the only relic which can bring the sufferring Protoss planet of Draxon out of the Age of Insufficient Light... No, I'm not going to tell you what the relic is. It's a surprise. No, really. Just read it. Because I said so. Don't make me come over there.</p> <ul><li><a href="files/fiction/ZotHCDOC.zip">Zealots of the Hexagonal Cube</a> (120 KB)</li></ul> <p>The table of contents:</p> <table><tr><th>Chapter</th><th>Author</th></tr> <tr><td>Prologue: "How This Whole Crazy Thing Began"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 1: "Like Nails on a Blackboard"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 2: "You Thieving Rhynadons!"</td><td>Heal</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 3: "Something Wicked (and Slightly Suggestive) This Way Comes"</td><td>Lucainan</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 4: "Krispy Krunchy Graham Cereal, Brand New Breakfast Treat"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 5: "Boring 'Ol Contraband"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 6: "The 57th Book of The Wheel of Time"</td><td>Flyspeck</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 7: "The Extremely Odd Couple"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 8: "Stop That; It's Silly"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 9: "What the Hell Kind of Grenades ARE Those?"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 10: "Heal and the Outhouse"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 11: "fOr MaSoN wHeElEr"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 12: "Fatty-Fat Fat-Fat"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 13: "In the Event of a Water Landing, You May be a Floatation Device"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 14: "Shining in the Dark Blackness of Space"</td><td>Seawolf</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 15: "Does Anyone Really Need That Much Porn?"</td><td>Flyspeck</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 16: "Have We Met?"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 17: "Cube Wars: The Phantom Quadrilateral"</td><td>Shade</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 18: "Enter the Qjuad"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 19: "Not Another Commercial"</td><td>Tarun</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 20: "The Duct Tape Dropship"</td><td>Rowan Lobos</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 21: "Encounters of the Weird King"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 22: "Nuclear Rubber Detected"</td><td>Shade</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 23: "The Mountain of Peanut Brittle"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 24: "The Search"</td><td>Tarun</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 25: "No Habla Español"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 26: "Fire It Up"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 27: "Brave Sir Rowan Ran Away"</td><td>Rowan Lobos</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 28: "The Dorkish Predicament"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 29: "Got Pretzels?"</td><td>Flyspeck</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 30: "Advertising That's Just Too Good"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 31: "They'll Be Coming Up the Mountain"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 32: "Qjuad Destroys More Stuff (We're Running Out of Good Chapter Titles)"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 33: "Show Me the Money"</td><td>Tarun</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 34: "Sorry Man, I Couldn't Resist!"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 35: "Action Seekers"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 36: "Cheat Enabled"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 37: "So Long, And Thanks For All the Peach Jello"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 38: "We Don't Serve Your Kind Here"</td><td>Tarun</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 39: "You'll Serve ME Regardless"</td><td>Shade</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 40: "Mostly Harmful"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 40: "King Gus Gets In a Fight"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 42: "Rollin' Rollin'"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 43: "I'm Outta Here"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 44: "Tell Me Everything You Know"</td><td>Shade</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 45a: "Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Summary: "By the Way, If You Walked in Late..."</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 45b: "Hail, Hail, The Gang's STILL All Here"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 46: "Tarun?"</td><td>Tarun</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 47: "Bang"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 48: "Go, Go, DragonSlayer!"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 49: "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"</td><td>Seawolf</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 50: "Big Badda-Boom"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 51: "Damn, It's That Long Already?"</td><td>Shade</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 52: "I Hate Raspberry!"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 53: "The Holy Brood War Disc of Antioch"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 54: "The First of the Castles –OR- Castle Number 1"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 55: "We're Being Attacked!"</td><td>Lucainan</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 56: "Dekar, the Infested Terran, and Nothing"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 57: "Farawho?"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 58: "Actions in Chaos"</td><td>Mike Lemmer</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 59: "In the Belly of the Beast"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 60: "Incredible Plot Contrivances"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 61: "The Almighty OOF!"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 62: "Spoonhead, Monkeypig, and Moonshine"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 63: "Dorothy the Talking Door"</td><td>Phigment</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 64: "Holy Shi-She Kebab!"</td><td>Shade</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 65: "The Second of the Castles ~OR~ Castle Number 2"</td><td>Lucainan</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 66: "The Great Good Humor Man"</td><td>Dark_T_Zeratul</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 67: "Dungeons and Dragging Things"</td><td>Phigment</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 68: "Other People's Plot Contrivances"</td><td>Mason Wheeler</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 69: "Who the Hell is That!?"</td><td>Dine</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 70: "Diablo 2-Type Lag"</td><td>Qjuad-Allah</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 71: "Nobody Loves Arcturus"</td><td>Phigment</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 72: "Return of the Pr0b3"</td><td>Tarun</td></tr> <tr><td>Chapter 73: "So THAT's Where He Went!"</td><td>Dekar000</td></tr></table> | The definitive //Starcraft// add-on campaign--I mean, uh, let's try this again. Zealots of the Hexagonal Cube: The harrowing story of the young King Gus and his, ahem, noble knights on their quest to attain uh, the attainable; which in this case is the only relic which can bring the sufferring Protoss planet of Draxon out of the Age of Insufficient Light... No, I'm not going to tell you what the relic is. It's a surprise. No, really. Just read it. Because I said so. Don't make me come over there. (It's a forum story started by [[Mike Lemmer]].) *[[File:files/fiction/ZotHCDOC.zip|Zealots of the Hexagonal Cube]] === Table of Contents === !! Chapter !! Author !! || Prologue: "How This Whole Crazy Thing Began" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 1: "Like Nails on a Blackboard" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 2: "You Thieving Rhynadons!" || [[Heal]] || || Chapter 3: "Something Wicked (and Slightly Suggestive) This Way Comes" || [[Lucainan]] || || Chapter 4: "Krispy Krunchy Graham Cereal, Brand New Breakfast Treat" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 5: "Boring 'Ol Contraband" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 6: "The 57th Book of The Wheel of Time" || [[Flyspeck]] || || Chapter 7: "The Extremely Odd Couple" || [[Dekar000]] || || Chapter 8: "Stop That; It's Silly" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 9: "What the Hell Kind of Grenades ARE Those?" || [[Dekar000]] || || Chapter 10: "Heal and the Outhouse" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 11: "fOr MaSoN wHeElEr" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 12: "Fatty-Fat Fat-Fat" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 13: "In the Event of a Water Landing, You May be a Floatation Device" || [[Dekar000]] || || Chapter 14: "Shining in the Dark Blackness of Space" || [[Seawolf]] || || Chapter 15: "Does Anyone Really Need That Much Porn?" || [[Flyspeck]] || || Chapter 16: "Have We Met?" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 17: "Cube Wars: The Phantom Quadrilateral" || [[Shade]] || || Chapter 18: "Enter the Qjuad" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 19: "Not Another Commercial" || [[Tarun]] || || Chapter 20: "The Duct Tape Dropship" || [[Rowan Lobos]] || || Chapter 21: "Encounters of the Weird King" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 22: "Nuclear Rubber Detected" || [[Shade]] || || Chapter 23: "The Mountain of Peanut Brittle" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 24: "The Search" || [[Tarun]] || || Chapter 25: "No Habla Español" || [[Dekar000]] || || Chapter 26: "Fire It Up" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 27: "Brave Sir Rowan Ran Away" || [[Rowan Lobos]] || || Chapter 28: "The Dorkish Predicament" || [[Dekar000]] || || Chapter 29: "Got Pretzels?" || [[Flyspeck]] || || Chapter 30: "Advertising That's Just Too Good" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 31: "They'll Be Coming Up the Mountain" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 32: "Qjuad Destroys More Stuff (We're Running Out of Good Chapter Titles)" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 33: "Show Me the Money" || [[Tarun]] || || Chapter 34: "Sorry Man, I Couldn't Resist!" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 35: "Action Seekers" || [[Dekar000]] || || Chapter 36: "Cheat Enabled" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 37: "So Long, And Thanks For All the Peach Jello" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 38: "We Don't Serve Your Kind Here" || [[Tarun]] || || Chapter 39: "You'll Serve ME Regardless" || [[Shade]] || || Chapter 40: "Mostly Harmful" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 40: "King Gus Gets In a Fight" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 42: "Rollin' Rollin'" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 43: "I'm Outta Here" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 44: "Tell Me Everything You Know" || [[Shade]] || || Chapter 45a: "Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Summary: "By the Way, If You Walked in Late..." || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 45b: "Hail, Hail, The Gang's STILL All Here" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 46: "Tarun?" || [[Tarun]] || || Chapter 47: "Bang" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 48: "Go, Go, DragonSlayer!" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 49: "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do" || [[Seawolf]] || || Chapter 50: "Big Badda-Boom" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 51: "Damn, It's That Long Already?" || [[Shade]] || || Chapter 52: "I Hate Raspberry!" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 53: "The Holy Brood War Disc of Antioch" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 54: "The First of the Castles –OR- Castle Number 1" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 55: "We're Being Attacked!" || [[Lucainan]] || || Chapter 56: "Dekar, the Infested Terran, and Nothing" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 57: "Farawho?" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 58: "Actions in Chaos" || [[Mike Lemmer]] || || Chapter 59: "In the Belly of the Beast" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 60: "Incredible Plot Contrivances" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 61: "The Almighty OOF!" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 62: "Spoonhead, Monkeypig, and Moonshine" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 63: "Dorothy the Talking Door" || [[Phigment]] || || Chapter 64: "Holy Shi-She Kebab!" || [[Shade]] || || Chapter 65: "The Second of the Castles ~OR~ Castle Number 2" || [[Lucainan]] || || Chapter 66: "The Great Good Humor Man" || [[Dark_T_Zeratul]] || || Chapter 67: "Dungeons and Dragging Things" || [[Phigment]] || || Chapter 68: "Other People's Plot Contrivances" || [[Mason Wheeler]] || || Chapter 69: "Who the Hell is That!?" || [[dine]] || || Chapter 70: "Diablo 2–Type Lag" || [[Qjuad-Allah]] || || Chapter 71: "Nobody Loves Arcturus" || [[Phigment]] || || Chapter 72: "Return of the Pr0b3" || [[Tarun]] || || Chapter 73: "So THAT's Where He Went!" || [[Dekar000]] || |