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=== Antiochville === ''(from the [[DCPlusPlus Hub|DC++ Hub]])'' <pre>[00:56] <Magnum> I'm sooooo tired, my mind is on the blink [00:56] <Magnum> Why even get up? [00:57] <typhoon> yeah, avoid the waking up step entirely [00:57] <typhoon> by not going down [00:57] <typhoon> you're in high school, you can do that [00:57] <typhoon> and Magnum [00:57] <typhoon> you're in college, you can do that [00:57] <Dekar> Sleeping a little is better than none at all. [00:57] <typhoon> and me [00:57] <typhoon> I'm a bum, I can do that [00:57] <typhoon> do you not even know what class is for? [00:58] <Magnum> Yeah, I'm getting about 5-6 hours every night [00:58] <Dekar> I can't sleep in class. [00:58] <Magnum> As opposed to 8-10 last semester [00:58] <typhoon> everything I learned in high school was between blinks [00:58] <Magnum> But right now I'm playing foosball with Jimi Hendrix, so I don't know what my point is [00:58] <typhoon> who's to say what's real anyway? [00:59] <typhoon> maybe Jimi [00:59] <Dekar> I am. [00:59] <typhoon> ask him what he thinks [00:59] <Magnum> He's kicking my butt [00:59] <Dekar> Because whether or not you're all real physically doesn't matter. [00:59] <Dekar> Because you'd all be real in my mind. [00:59] <Magnum> And not being a gracious winner [00:59] <Dekar> So I beat those fuckers who argue reality is in your mind. [01:00] <Magnum> I need to get back to drawing hot chicks [01:00] <typhoon> tell me when he starts burning the table [01:00] <Magnum> I think I'm just going to do a Hot Chicks Series [01:00] <Dekar> Drawing hot chicks is challenging. [01:00] <Dekar> Because you spend all your time on the breasts. [01:00] <typhoon> heh [01:00] <Magnum> You have a point [01:00] <Dekar> It's inevitable. [01:00] <Dekar> You have to make them perfect. [01:00] <typhoon> there are a lot of job opportunities for people who can draw good breasts [01:01] <typhoon> particularly in Japan [01:01] <Magnum> So true [01:01] <Dekar> Every market needs nice breasts drawn for them. [01:01] <typhoon> yeah [01:01] <typhoon> if you have poorly drawn breasts, and your competitor doesn't [01:01] <typhoon> guess who's going to get my business? [01:01] <Magnum> It's downright unprofitable, and by extension, un-American [01:02] <Dekar> Exactly. [01:02] <typhoon> exactly [01:02] <typhoon> breats=profitability=capitalism=America [01:02] <typhoon> breasts=America [01:02] <Dekar> Me and Typh are the same person, by the way, Mag. [01:02] <Magnum> I can't find flaws in that argument [01:02] <Dekar> We just make it look like we aren't. [01:02] <typhoon> no, me and Dekar are the same person [01:03] <Dekar> Technically Typh and I/Dekar and I. [01:03] <Dekar> But that rule of grammar sucks. [01:03] <Dekar> And I suck at it. [01:03] <Magnum> You silenced Phigment, didn't you [01:03] <typhoon> that, or someone is just shooting random noise over TCP/IP [01:03] <typhoon> and it's improbably created two consistent beings [01:03] <typhoon> over multiple protocols [01:03] <typhoon> for several years [01:03] <typhoon> and then explained all of it [01:03] <Magnum> I wonder if Phigment died, would anyone know to contact Antioch? [01:03] <typhoon> completely randomly [01:03] <Dekar> Nope. [01:03] <typhoon> Admiral Styles wondered that once [01:04] <typhoon> he went to Sri Lanka to visit family [01:04] <Magnum> If any of us, really [01:04] <Dekar> Though, you guys are on my favorites. [01:04] <typhoon> and he missed a flight that crashed or something [01:04] <typhoon> it was all very Waylon Jennings/Day the Music Died [01:04] <typhoon> so he asked if one of us died, would anyone notify the forum [01:04] <Dekar> Not a soul. [01:04] <typhoon> and anyway, if I died, you fuckers would never know about it [01:04] <Magnum> Same here [01:05] <Dekar> I mean, look at what happened to Matt-Def. [01:05] <Dekar> Or Mat-Def as it were. [01:05] <Dekar> He died. [01:05] <typhoon> in the Saga that no one read? [01:05] <Dekar> That's the only explanation for it. [01:05] <typhoon> except the people who wrote it? [01:05] <Dekar> Because no one leaves Antioch. [01:06] <typhoon> yeah, they always find their way back [01:06] <Dekar> Antioch owns your soul. [01:06] <typhoon> even complete doofuses like Evilcucumber [01:06] <Magnum> It's true [01:06] <Dekar> It stains it. [01:06] <typhoon> it doesn't make any sense at all [01:06] <typhoon> and then everyone complains about how much Antioch has come to suck [01:06] <typhoon> and yet [01:06] <Dekar> We should at least make some sort of city. [01:06] <Dekar> And populate it. [01:06] <Dekar> And make big statues. [01:06] <typhoon> I have the perfect name for it [01:06] <Magnum> I can't fathom any circumstances other than imprisonment in which I'd permanently leave [01:06] <typhoon> Antiochville [01:07] <Dekar> Or Villa de Antioch with random accents. [01:07] <Magnum> There's nothing to talk about, so why do I keep coming? [01:07] <shelfofjustice> Vote Palin for mayor of Antiochville. [01:07] <Dekar> For our Spanish community. [01:07] <typhoon> people are going to keep coming there when they're married with kids [01:07] <Magnum> Our only hope is to form a commune in California [01:07] <typhoon> and then their kids will come [01:07] <Magnum> And worship Typh, believing him to be the new Messiah [01:07] <typhoon> and it'll last longer than Rome [01:08] <Dekar> It would, too. [01:08] <typhoon> and I completely wasn't following your line of conversation [01:08] <typhoon> although I should've [01:08] <typhoon> I'd make an okay Messiah [01:08] <Magnum> You and Flyspeck can be co-Messiahs [01:08] <typhoon> no, I'm not sharing [01:09] <Dekar> There can't be two messiahs. [01:09] <Dekar> Just ask the Jews. [01:09] <typhoon> well, actually [01:09] <typhoon> I can do all the miracle performing [01:09] <typhoon> then he can take over around year 33 [01:09] <typhoon> I mean, that's about half a lifespan right there... [01:09] <typhoon> sounds fair [01:10] <Dekar> We'll make Avatar fund the town, by the way. [01:10] <typhoon> heh [01:10] <Dekar> It seems to be standard fare. [01:10] <Magnum> We already have a town drunk [01:10] <Magnum> And a town crackhead [01:10] <typhoon> we have a town Olympic Drinking Team [01:10] <Dekar> And a multitude of assholes. [01:11] <typhoon> who's our crackhead? [01:11] <Magnum> And a few women to do the laundry, cook, clean, and raise our babies [01:11] <Dekar> The house that crack built. [01:11] <Magnum> Big Dave [01:11] <typhoon> good old Air Force [01:11] <Magnum> Cross into the Blue [01:11] <Dekar> If I wasn't for the Air Force, where would stimulants be? [01:11] <typhoon> the least cool of any of the branches but the Coast Guard, which no one thinks is real anyway [01:12] <Dekar> I have a friend joining to coast guard. [01:12] <typhoon> he's joining a cult [01:12] <Magnum> The Coast Guard would be cool if we ever got attacked by Russian submarines [01:12] <typhoon> intervene [01:12] <Dekar> It's weird when she talks about it. [01:12] <typhoon> I'll get Tom Clancy right on it [01:13] <Dekar> It seems like our coast guard is 3 guys and a boat. [01:13] <Magnum> That reminds me, I started that book two years ago. I should probably finish it [01:13] <shelfofjustice> Isn't he dead yet? [01:13] <Magnum> It'd make a better doorstop [01:13] <typhoon> yeah, Tom Clancy novels should come with treats [01:13] <typhoon> like Cracker Jack boxes [01:13] <Dekar> Writing is a practice in hating yourself. [01:13] <Magnum> hah [01:13] <typhoon> just to lick the wound [01:14] <Dekar> You know, I don't really want to have a career in anything. [01:14] <Magnum> That's the spirit [01:14] <Dekar> I want to just sound important and make money. [01:14] <typhoon> so, anyway, Thorn is town concubine [01:14] <Magnum> Okay [01:14] <Dekar> I wouldn't touch anyone you've all been with. [01:14] <typhoon> Amorak is town concubine [01:15] <typhoon> pg is...well, basically, women are only good for sex [01:15] <Magnum> Stoker can run the brothel [01:15] <typhoon> so next order of business [01:15] <typhoon> Dekar is town philanthropist [01:15] <Magnum> We've got the seedy underbelly fleshed out [01:15] <Dekar> Awesome. [01:15] <typhoon> guy who made all his money by exploiting the working man [01:15] <typhoon> but the working man loves him because he donates a minuscule percentage of it occasionally [01:15] <Dark_T_Zeratul> So who'll I be? [01:15] <Dekar> That's a career I'd take. [01:16] <Magnum> Mack will be the corrupt union boss [01:16] <typhoon> heh [01:16] <typhoon> DTZ will be town, uh, cartoonist [01:16] <Dekar> I thought he would be our Mafia crimelord. [01:16] <typhoon> basically, we throw change at you [01:16] <typhoon> and you catch it [01:16] <typhoon> oh, that's better [01:16] <Dekar> And put things in our newspaper. [01:16] <Magnum> We do need a sizeable amount of homeless [01:16] <typhoon> although there's a hit on me now for saying that [01:16] <typhoon> no, Lucainan is our Don [01:16] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Can I be the town's hired gun? [01:16] <typhoon> that's Shade [01:17] <shelfofjustice> So what am I? And it had better be awesome, or I'll be town guy who burns things. [01:17] <typhoon> not because we need anyone killed [01:17] <typhoon> but because it makes him feel important [01:17] <Dekar> We can't have hired guns, then we'd all pay him to shoot eachother. [01:17] <typhoon> and keeps him out of the big people's business [01:17] <Dekar> He'd be reach. [01:17] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Heh. [01:17] <Dekar> rich even [01:17] <Magnum> You're the guy in the stockades in the town square, Palin [01:17] <Dekar> Wow, that was quite a slip. [01:17] <typhoon> no, Palin has a very important role [01:17] <typhoon> defending the town bridge from intruders [01:17] <typhoon> by living under it [01:17] <Stoker> hahah [01:17] <Magnum> heh [01:17] <Dekar> Awesome. [01:17] <Dekar> No one fucks with our bridge. [01:17] <typhoon> Stoker is town general [01:18] <typhoon> as in, a '67 Dodge Charger [01:18] <Magnum> And runs the brothel [01:18] <typhoon> that too [01:18] <Stoker> I likes it [01:18] <Dekar> General runs the brothel. [01:18] <Magnum> That's a sexy car [01:18] <Dekar> Of course. [01:18] <Stoker> And looks and acts remarkably like Yosemite Sam [01:18] <shelfofjustice> The bridge is now 150 billion stories high and I charge a fare of 1.2 billion dollars to cross it. [01:18] <typhoon> Skyler is our religious leader, of course [01:18] <typhoon> moonlights as town concubine [01:18] <Dekar> Sure, Palin. [01:18] <shelfofjustice> And anyone who tries to swim or fly across will be shot on sight. [01:18] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Mason's the town's heretic? [01:19] <typhoon> sure, it'll be the bestest bridge ever [01:19] <typhoon> Mason's town Minister of Truth [01:19] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Or would HE be the guy in the stockades? [01:19] <typhoon> don't worry, he'll be killed by the layers of sheer irony within a week [01:19] <Dekar> We'd switch off the stockades guy. [01:19] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Lemme guess: Zeus runs the brothel? [01:19] <typhoon> before we have to write the check [01:19] <Magnum> Qjuad will be the fat oil baron [01:19] <shelfofjustice> In fact, the bridge could actually be tipped over and crush the entire town on my whim. And it has laser beams. [01:19] <typhoon> Zeus is town dirty old man [01:20] <shelfofjustice> And 100 screaming monkeys. [01:20] <typhoon> he only hangs out near the brothel [01:20] <Dekar> He hits on anything with 2 legs. [01:20] <shelfofjustice> Who can fly. [01:20] <shelfofjustice> The monkeys also have laser beams. [01:20] <typhoon> or more accurately, anything with at least two legs [01:20] <Dekar> Palin's role involves a lot of LSD and whiskey, don't forget that. [01:20] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Hm... Who're we still missing? [01:20] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Seawolf. [01:20] <typhoon> FordP is town guy-I-always-confuse-with-Freh [01:20] <Dekar> Town manwhore. [01:20] <Magnum> I'd be the sheriff [01:20] <typhoon> town concubine [01:20] <typhoon> easy [01:21] <typhoon> Endarire is our drug-dealer [01:21] <Stoker> Just gotta think of his entire name, Ford Perfect [01:21] <shelfofjustice> You mean supplying the town with LSD and whiskey? Because I sure as fuck don't use the shit. [01:21] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Lambda Corps is the town lunatic. [01:21] <typhoon> and all the Republicans are your deputies [01:21] <Dekar> Prefect. [01:21] <typhoon> since they all own fucking guns [01:21] <Magnum> mAc isn't allowed to have a gun [01:21] <Dark_T_Zeratul> No, that wouldn't be fair. [01:21] <shelfofjustice> mAc can have a water gun. [01:21] <typhoon> except for purposes of euthanasia [01:22] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Exactly what I was gonna say, Palin. [01:22] <typhoon> in which case it'll be provided and administered by Dr. Jakes [01:22] <Magnum> What Republicans are left after Phigment went away.... mAc and Mason? [01:22] <Dekar> Someone needs to run my golf course. [01:22] <Magnum> and Razzy? [01:22] <shelfofjustice> He can be your joke officer that you keep sending out first in hopes of having him die horribly, yet he always seems to come back. [01:22] <Dekar> Even though I don't play golf. [01:22] <Dark_T_Zeratul> And Seawolf. [01:22] <Magnum> Wolf's gone [01:22] <Stoker> Draxter [01:22] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Well, OK, technically yeah, he is. [01:22] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Draxter's the town janitor. [01:22] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Duh. [01:22] <typhoon> I think you have to be, uh, American to join the club [01:22] <Stoker> He was the old law man [01:23] <Stoker> Who got gunned down [01:23] <Magnum> heh [01:23] <Dekar> Phoenix can join, he's American at heart. [01:23] <Stoker> They have a picture of him in the Jailhouse [01:23] <Dark_T_Zeratul> What about BlitZ? [01:23] <Stoker> We need bar wenches [01:23] <Magnum> High school football coach [01:23] <Dark_T_Zeratul> PG, Kate, Thorn, Amorak.. [01:23] <typhoon> they're all whores [01:23] <Dark_T_Zeratul> On weekends, Dine... [01:23] <typhoon> they also cook and clean when it's required [01:23] <Stoker> We also need a head whore as well [01:24] <typhoon> Thorn, clearly [01:24] <Stoker> You know, the one that's sassy and smart to boot [01:24] <Stoker> There we go [01:24] <Dekar> I think dine should run the high school football team. [01:24] <Stoker> Did you already place Auspex? [01:24] <Stoker> The town founder? [01:24] <typhoon> I guess [01:24] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Works for me. [01:24] <typhoon> then he ran off and joined some other town [01:24] <Stoker> There's a statue in the town square of him [01:24] <Stoker> it's been slightly defaced [01:24] <typhoon> sure [01:24] <Magnum> With the head missing [01:24] <typhoon> heh [01:25] <Dark_T_Zeratul> AP... Mayor? [01:25] <Magnum> AP is the town loan officer [01:25] <typhoon> guy who paid for everything [01:25] <Dekar> What Typh said. [01:25] <Magnum> typh = mayor [01:25] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Ah. [01:25] <Dekar> We name something after him. [01:25] <Dekar> Like a street. [01:25] <Dekar> Avatar Ln. [01:25] <Stoker> or the well [01:25] <Magnum> Fly's the schoolmaster [01:25] <Dark_T_Zeratul> How about Maggie? [01:25] <shelfofjustice> Also note that my bridge/giant castle with monkey-lasers is about 10 times the size of the actual town. [01:26] <typhoon> town minister [01:26] <typhoon> she has a knack for putting things in terms of Christ [01:26] <typhoon> and his sake [01:26] <Dekar> Maggie could also double as daycare. [01:26] <typhoon> his ever-important sake [01:26] <Magnum> The crazy old woman that lives on the outskirts of town [01:26] <Dark_T_Zeratul> That's Spooky. [01:26] <Magnum> has 27 cats [01:26] <Dekar> My bad. [01:26] <typhoon> Inq is town stalker [01:26] <typhoon> Eras is just town historian [01:26] <typhoon> because in the scheme of things, he ain't THAT fucked up [01:26] <Stoker> Heh, Guess is the town drunk [01:27] <Dekar> We got that, already. [01:27] <Stoker> Damn [01:27] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Tarun is the big burly guy that just grunts a lot and hits things. [01:27] <Stoker> Well, I just got here [01:27] <typhoon> and by town historian, I mean unemployment-line-placeholder [01:27] <Magnum> Clod's the escapee from the mental ward [01:27] <typhoon> he makes sure it doesn't get too dusty [01:27] <Magnum> heh [01:27] <Dark_T_Zeratul> GMO *WAS* the town census officer, before he had a mental breakdown. [01:28] <Dekar> Beej can teach the children. [01:28] <typhoon> and placed in the loving care of Dr. Mungmung [01:28] <Dark_T_Zeratul> What about Lamp? [01:28] <Magnum> Town Pothead [01:28] <typhoon> Lamp is one of the drugs Endarire deals [01:28] <typhoon> you don't consume it through conventional means [01:28] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Heh. [01:28] <typhoon> instead, you just listen to it talk [01:28] <Dark_T_Zeratul> We need a town banker. [01:29] <typhoon> of course, Dave will try to inject Ed into his bloodstream [01:29] <typhoon> which is when Magnum lays down the law [01:29] <Dekar> Avatar has all the money, so he could double as banker. [01:29] <typhoon> yeah, we're all fucked without him anyway [01:29] <Stoker> Avatar would kinda look like the Monopoly Man [01:29] <typhoon> he stops paying the bills and the whole earth just disappears from under us [01:29] <Dark_T_Zeratul> I know, Kojiro's the guy in the stockades. [01:29] <Stoker> I likes it [01:30] <Dekar> I don't know if I want him bent over in my town square. [01:30] <Magnum> Phal would be Town Crier, that emofag [01:30] <typhoon> Kojiro's the venereal disease you get at the brothel [01:30] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Heh. [01:30] <Magnum> hah [01:30] <Dark_T_Zeratul> I like that one, Typh. [01:30] <Dekar> That's harsher than AIDS. [01:30] <typhoon> Flyspeck is town badass [01:30] <typhoon> until people see him [01:30] <typhoon> there'll be all these big legends about him [01:30] <Dark_T_Zeratul> MG... Hm... [01:30] <typhoon> and how he wrestles bears [01:31] <Dekar> Kind of like Odin. [01:31] <typhoon> and gnawed off his own leg once [01:31] <Dekar> But they never see him. [01:31] <typhoon> yeah [01:31] <typhoon> only a few people do [01:31] <typhoon> and they say he's a fraud [01:31] <Stoker> What about the guy with the smarmy greased mustache [01:31] <typhoon> and he has a lousy moustache [01:31] <typhoon> but no one believes them [01:31] <Dekar> Odin will be in our history books. [01:31] <Stoker> the on ethat he twirls constantly [01:31] <Dekar> Palin can call that. [01:31] <typhoon> Jim will provide our town with power [01:32] <typhoon> generated solely by his blood pressure [01:32] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Romulus... [01:32] <Stoker> I thought it was by him running in a hamster wheel, but close enough [01:32] <shelfofjustice> I have a moustache now? [01:32] <Dekar> Yes. [01:32] <typhoon> Raistlin will be town pimp [01:32] <typhoon> Romulus will be general of the undead forces, I guess [01:33] <Dekar> He'll bring other people into the town so our gene pool doesn't die off. [01:33] <typhoon> which consists entirely of Mat-Def [01:33] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Heh. [01:33] <typhoon> heh [01:33] <Magnum> Yeah, we only have four women, so we might not last that long [01:33] <Dark_T_Zeratul> We need a postmaster. [01:33] <Dark_T_Zeratul> We have more than four women. [01:33] <typhoon> well, not that you'd want to fuck [01:33] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Amorak, Kate, PG, Nyn, Thorn... Um... OK, five. [01:34] <typhoon> like I said [01:34] <Dekar> Like he said. [01:34] <Stoker> Like he said [01:34] <typhoon> and Aklan, but [01:34] <Dekar> You run after hitting that. [01:34] <Magnum> damaged goods [01:34] <Dekar> And don't let her talk. [01:34] <typhoon> it hits back [01:34] <Stoker> hahahahhahahahaa [01:35] <typhoon> Lucid is town musician [01:35] <Dekar> And my children will beat Typh's children up. [01:35] <typhoon> or town guy-who-has-unrealistic-amount-of-sex [01:35] <Stoker> Well, it's not so unrealistic if it's with the same person [01:35] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Admiral Styles... [01:35] <Stoker> Which normally it is with him [01:35] <typhoon> well, regent guy-who-has-unrealistic-amount-of-sex [01:36] <typhoon> when I'm not around [01:36] <Stoker> And we forgot about your mom, typh. [01:36] <Dekar> Styles is dockmaster. [01:36] <typhoon> Styles is UED Admiral [01:36] <typhoon> Avatar has to pay for that too [01:36] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Who's Xeronos? Town immigrant? [01:36] <Dekar> I suppose that's a step up from dockmaster. [01:37] <Dekar> Xeronos gets shot. [01:37] <Stoker> He's the guy that one of us shoot [01:37] <Dark_T_Zeratul> So he's in the stocks? [01:37] <Dekar> For pissing off Mack's mafia. [01:37] <typhoon> you know, until Thuun said he was Mormon, I thought he was making up books of the Bible to quote [01:37] <Stoker> and gun down to look like a badass [01:37] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Thuun's Mormon? [01:37] <Magnum> hah [01:37] <Magnum> No, X [01:37] <typhoon> no, Xerowhatsit [01:37] <Dekar> Stoker copied me. [01:37] <typhoon> who's Thuun? [01:37] <Magnum> Thuun's that one crazy guy that wanders around starting crap [01:37] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Ah, OK. [01:37] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Xk-Thuun. [01:37] <typhoon> how about Visser? [01:38] <Stoker> He has interesting opinions [01:38] <Stoker> He makes moonshine in his tub [01:38] <Stoker> cause prohibition is in effect [01:38] <Dark_T_Zeratul> http://www.antiochforever.com/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=55 [01:38] <Dekar> Fuck that. [01:38] <Magnum> Visser's our Otis [01:38] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Yeah. [01:38] <Magnum> We have quite a few derelicts [01:38] <Dark_T_Zeratul> No, Visser's town repairman. [01:38] <Stoker> How? What does he do besides Warez well? [01:38] <Magnum> Who gets plastered on weekends [01:39] <Dekar> He'll learn to fix things. [01:39] <typhoon> Visser is town guy-who-sounds-more-talented-than-he-is [01:39] <Dekar> We'll make him. [01:39] <typhoon> we can run him for elected office, I guess [01:39] <Dark_T_Zeratul> We need a town superhero. [01:39] <typhoon> me, but don't tell anyone [01:39] <Stoker> yeah, I was about to say [01:39] <shelfofjustice> I write a comic that features a superhero. [01:39] <typhoon> evilme is town bitch, by the way [01:39] <Stoker> and his arch villain is evil typh [01:39] <typhoon> yeah [01:40] <shelfofjustice> So typhoon is The Sentry. [01:40] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Ugh, not another Evil Clone story... [01:40] <typhoon> his catchphrase is "OW, MY ASS" [01:40] <Stoker> he's the one with the smarmy mustache that curls [01:40] <shelfofjustice> (nobody's going to get that reference) [01:40] <typhoon> no, that's you [01:40] <Stoker> he also has a monocle [01:40] <shelfofjustice> (fuckers) [01:40] <Stoker> really? [01:40] <typhoon> yeah [01:40] <Stoker> Hmm...ok [01:40] <typhoon> you're our villain too [01:40] <typhoon> eviltyph is one of the minor villains no one cares about [01:40] <Magnum> Stoker's a stock villain [01:40] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Eviltyph is Stoker's sidekick. [01:40] <Stoker> What about the Hanging Judge? I guess he's just the judge [01:40] <typhoon> we only use him so people don't get sick of yo [01:40] <typhoon> yeah [01:41] <typhoon> fair and just [01:41] <typhoon> the Honorable Hanging Judge [01:41] <Magnum> The Well Hung Judge preceeds when he's sick [01:41] <typhoon> heh [01:41] <typhoon> you can see him coming a mile away [01:42] <Stoker> With his Well Hung Jury [01:42] <Magnum> Yeah, he's not a very good judge [01:42] <Stoker> They're slightly indecisive [01:42] <Dekar> Phalanx didn't get a job yet, did he? [01:42] <Dekar> If not, he'll be our DJ. [01:42] <typhoon> town wang [01:42] <typhoon> or that [01:42] <Dekar> They go together. [01:42] <Stoker> Piano player? Lucainan? [01:42] <typhoon> right [01:43] <Dekar> All DJs are dicks. [01:43] <Magnum> Town Abstract Statue That Looks Vaguely Phallic [01:43] <Stoker> The guy who's in the bar and has the spitton next to him [01:43] <typhoon> heh [01:43] <Magnum> Luc runs the mob [01:43] <typhoon> funded by the National Endowment for Vague Endowment [01:43] <Magnum> Heh [01:43] <typhoon> which comes out of Avatar's pocket, naturally [01:43] <Magnum> In more ways than one [01:44] <typhoon> heh [01:44] <Dark_T_Zeratul> Heh. [01:44] <Stoker> Ruaquck1? [01:44] <typhoon> uhh [01:44] <Dekar> Town ladyman. [01:44] <Magnum> Plastic Surgeon [01:45] <Dekar> Everyone thinks its a lady and hurls when they find out it's a man. [01:45] <typhoon> Aklan can be town labrat [01:45] <Stoker> One of the whores who doesn't get much attention except from the REEEEAAALLY drunk [01:45] <typhoon> she's survived AIDS [01:45] <typhoon> she can take a few experiments [01:45] <Magnum> yeah [01:45] <Magnum> Spooky could be head of the CSI unit [01:45] <typhoon> and Phal follows her around and plays Who songs [01:46] <Magnum> ADO is our patron demon [01:46] <Stoker> We also need a down on his luck hustler/gambler [01:46] <typhoon> "can you send this to the lab for further inquiry?" [01:46] <typhoon> "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" [01:46] <Magnum> This is by far the most bizarre conversation of my life, by the way [01:47] <typhoon> truly [01:47] <Magnum> heh [01:47] <shelfofjustice> You must lead a dull, dull existance. [01:47] <Dekar> It's important stuff. [01:47] <Magnum> Yeah, I don't do this often [01:47] <typhoon> the hard part is coming up with roles for all of Skyler's personalities [01:47] <Dekar> I liked making him the football couch. [01:48] <Dekar> coach even [01:48] <typhoon> town motivator [01:48] <Stoker> Well all of them work well in the sexpot department [01:48] <Dekar> Football coaches are always batshit insane. [01:48] <Dekar> But don't seem crazy until they're out coaching. [01:48] <typhoon> town football coach also has to teach a bullshit required course at the high school [01:49] <Magnum> Sex Ed [01:49] <Dekar> Psychology. [01:49] <typhoon> that no one takes seriously [01:49] <typhoon> bingo [01:49] <Stoker> Health [01:49] <typhoon> Kojiro can be our Sex Ed. instructor [01:49] <Stoker> or a really low end History Course [01:49] <typhoon> since he knows everything already, apparently [01:49] <Dekar> "Why the high schoolers can't indulge in the town whores" could be a course. [01:49] <Stoker> He'd be like that episode of South Park when Mr. Mackey couldn't teach the class [01:50] <Stoker> and all the kids ended up wearing condoms around everyday cause they thought they could get STDs from seeing each other [01:50] <typhoon> all of them? [01:50] <Stoker> Well, all the boys [01:50] <typhoon> on their...fingers? [01:50] <typhoon> I see [01:50] <Stoker> Nah, they put them on their dicks, they just used rubberbands [01:50] <Stoker> it was a fairly good episode [01:51] <Dekar> That wouldn't be a joy. [01:51] <typhoon> how many hours now until you "wake up?" [01:51] <Dekar> About 2. [01:51] <typhoon> embrace futility [01:51] <Magnum> I've never gone a whole night without sleep [01:51] <Magnum> What a sad existence I lead [01:51] <typhoon> dine, town motivator, says: give up, it's all bullshit anyway [01:51] <Dekar> Futility is a dirty whore. [01:52] <Stoker> I've gone an entire week of finals without sleep [01:52] <Stoker> You do start to hallucinate after 96 hours [01:52] <Dekar> Most I've gone is a day. [01:52] <Dekar> Never two. [01:52] <Magnum> What did you seee [01:52] <typhoon> O [01:52] <Stoker> I walked everywhere [01:52] <typhoon> I've never hallucinat [01:52] <typhoon> ed [01:52] <Stoker> and at night I thought I saw things cross my path [01:52] <Stoker> like rabbits and birds that weren't there [01:52] <Dekar> I've never hallucinated, either. [01:52] <typhoon> seeing things that aren't there would freak me out to my very core [01:52] <typhoon> my brain and I have an agreement [01:52] <Stoker> I thought I heard the phone ringing, would pick it up and no one would be there [01:52] <typhoon> it only perceives things that exist [01:53] <Magnum> That's crazy [01:53] <typhoon> and I don't kill it with crack [01:53] <Stoker> I heard people call my name, would go "WHAT?" and get no reply, even when my house was empty [01:53] <Dekar> What I hate is when you get that feeling of deja vu, but you know it's bullshit. [01:53] <Magnum> I wouldn't want to be walking around and just see Benjamin Franklin in a sailor suit with a lollipop. That would put me in an institution [01:53] <typhoon> if I couldn't be sure if I were alone, that'd freak me the fuck out too [01:53] <Stoker> Towards the end the walls were moving, I think it was similiar when I drink to much and the room is spinning [01:53] <Stoker> except the wall was going into the floor [01:54] <Magnum> i'm going to sleep now, cause I'm deprived and I'm getting freaked [01:54] <Dekar> Yeah, I like sleep. [01:54] <Stoker> That's about when I passed out [01:54] <Magnum> later guys [01:54] <typhoon> sleep sounds good [01:54] <typhoon> later [01:54] <Stoker> Night [01:54] <Magnum> TFT manana [01:54] <Dekar> Later Magnum. [01:54] <Dekar> And yeah, it does sound good. [01:54] <Dekar> I think I'll take my two hours of sleep and run with it. [01:54] <shelfofjustice> TEST. MAP. FUCKING. [01:55] <Dekar> My fucking works fine, it doesn't need map testing. [01:55] <Dekar> I'm off to bed. [01:56] <shelfofjustice> Don't underestimate my voodoo powers. You'll be flaccid for the rest of your life if you don't test my map. [01:56] <Dekar> If you make a vodoo doll with genitals, you deserve that power. [01:56] <Dekar> Later.</pre>
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