Top Secret Eyes Only Clearance
VSP Case File: #2346245
Code Name: The Seawolf Connection
Transcript of Surveillance Operation: Seawolf/Codebreaker
Purpose: To discover and expose Codebreaker's almost certainly evil (and politically incorrect) reasons for not letting Seawolf into The VSP
Status: Cancelled
Reason: The crazy bastard (Seawolf) struck me in the head with a brick
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Seawolf: doh...and that coulda been such fun!! :) okay, that's two strikes from you today.... *grumble, grumble*
Codebreaker: Heh heh heh... here comes number 3:
Seawolf: awww man...what?
Codebreaker: Just kidding! There is no Number 3.
Seawolf: oh, cool :P
Codebreaker: There is only number 4, which we can't get to without number 3 anyways, so ferget about it.
Seawolf: ummm...are you saying there IS something else, or just pulling my leg again?
Codebreaker: Well, there is something, but it comes after #3, and since there is no #3 yet, we can't very well get to #4, let alone worry about it, now can we?
Seawolf: grrrrr...what is it, damn you?! :P
Codebreaker: Well, it really doesn't matter without #3.
Seawolf: *pulls out Gauss Rifle* don't make me use this....
Codebreaker: #3 is that you failed the VSP test. #4 is that you aren't in the VSP. Since you haven't failed the test yet, and may not fail it, number 4 is pointless, though true.
Codebreaker: >:]
Codebreaker: Heh heh heh.... any clearer? =)
Seawolf: I...failed...the...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I got the questions right, beat Heal, and then got the "Horatio Hornblower" question right to move on to the upcoming final round...I have the log to prove it
Seawolf: *cocks Gauss Rifle* You wanna a piece of me, BOY?
Seawolf: no, I'm not really mad :P
Codebreaker: Like I said...Since you haven't failed the test yet, and may not fail it, number 4 is pointless, though true. See? I realize you haven't failed the test. If you did, you wouldn't be in the VSP. That would be #4. Get it?
Seawolf: ummm...were you hit in the head today? are you bleeding? shall I call the funny men in the white coats to take you away? :P
Codebreaker: That fact is that you aren't in the VSP right now, but you someday may be, or you may fail the final round, in which case #4 is still true. We needn't worry about #4 until or unless #3 occurs.
Seawolf: Riiiiiiiight *nods his head slowly and reaches for the phone* :P
Codebreaker: *Codebreaker EATS the phone.*
Seawolf: gaaah! I HATE it when you do that! :P okay okay...stop, or my sides may very well split :P
Codebreaker: If it were up to me, you'd be in the VSP, but since it's up to Lambda, not me, I can easily laugh and not want you in the VSP, even though that may or may not be what I want. That's not my job, but it sure is fun, even though it isn't mine.
Codebreaker: Am I making any sense yet?
Seawolf: now you're REALLY starting to confuse me, but I THINK I understand...scratch that, yes I do, but you're not a great orator (sp.?)...you sound like me in the Saga Part II where I get pelted by rotten tomatoes :P anyway, did I read this right? you DO want me in the VSP?
Codebreaker: Right. I would want you in the VSP if I were Lambda, since that's his job, but since I'm not Lambda, that isn't my job, and I don't.
Seawolf: okay, I follow so you taunt me and say you don't want me in just because you're not in a position to let me in like Lamb is, so you have fun with me instead?
Codebreaker: See, this is why I'm such an active member of the VSP. I don't make sense, Lambda is our membership co-orinator, and since I'm not in a position to want people to come in even when I do, I needn't want them to and so don't. It's all politics.
Codebreaker: NOW you're on the Official VSP Trolly. Now get off of it! It's for members only!
Seawolf: *reaches for the phone again* I think you need to leave explanations like this to Lambda, also.... :P
Seawolf: LOL...no way! it took me a while to get on this trolly, and I will cling to it like it was...um...something really important *shrug*
Edited Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 10:22 PM by typhoon.