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| This is the sequel to the smash hit ''[[Vancouver Street Posse]] Cleans House!'' Starring [[Codebreaker]], [[Lambda Corps]], Timmy, and his big brother Sam. *CB = Codebreaker *LC = Lambda Corpse *LT = Little Timmy *SAM = SAM ---- '''LC:''' (walks up to elementary school) Time to kick some Grade 2 ass, right Codebreaker? '''CB:''' Yeah! So long as we don't go near those Grade 4's though.... ten year olds can be nasty with their little fists! '''LC:''' (gives Codebreaker a funny look...) Yeah... okay... come on! '''CB:''' (Runs up to little Timmy) Hey Kid! This school is OUR school now! We're moving in on your territory! '''LC:''' (Places a sign on the swings saying "Property of The Vancouver Street Posse") '''LT:''' You cannot have my playground without a fight! '''LC:''' Ha! What did you have in mind? A POKEMON BATTLE?!?!? '''LT:''' Yep!(Gets out huge green binder and opens it, revealing thousands of Pokemon cards) '''CB:''' Nice going Lambda!(Smacks him in the back of the head) Fine kid, we'll play your sissy Pokemon card game.(Whispers to Lambda) [don't worry man. He's just a dumb kid. I'll beat him easy!] ''Minutes Later'' '''LT:''' You know, I have all but one of your cards. The best thing to do now would be quit! '''CB:''' No way! I've just been going easy on you, you little... dweeb! Uhhh... how do I attack? ''8 seconds later...'' '''CB:''' Damn you bulbasaur! Stupid spinning vomit attack! '''LC:''' I can't believe he got all your Pokemon in less then three minutes! '''CB:''' It wasn't fair! If it had been a computer game or a video game- '''LT:''' Oh! I know! I have a N64! We can play Pokemon 64 on that! '''LC:''' Oh... joy... ''LATER, AT LITTLE TIMMY'S HOUSE...'' '''LT:''' Here's my N64... here's my 42 inch television hook up... here's my alphabetized game library.... here's my playstation... here's my Ferrari... '''CB:''' Enough, you spoiled little grade 2! Let's play! '''LC:''' Hold it buddy. This time, I play. No more Pokemon for you! '''CB:''' Fine! ''2 minutes later...'' '''LC:''' DAMN YOU! LIGHTING ATTACK! STUPID... AGGG! YOU CHEAP BA*****! '''LT:''' Hee hee hee! You said a dirty word! '''CB:''' Hey kid... do you have StarCraft 64? '''LT:''' Lemme check... (sorts through library...) Here it is! '''CB:''' Hey Lambda, let's play! LAMBDA CORPS PLACES CARTRIDGE IN, IT STARTS UP. CODEBREAKER SELECTS PROTOSS, LAMBDA TAKES TERRAN. Battle Report:(by little Timmy) Lambda readies a wing of wraiths as Codebreaker readies a wing of scouts. Dismayed, Lambda readies a marine rush. Codebreaker creates a wall of Photon Cannons just in time for the attack. '''LC:''' Damn split screen! Stupid hunk of junk-! '''CB:''' Oh... I see your readying battlecruisers, eh? I'll just get me a few High Templar.... heh heh heh! Lambda sends his Battlecruisers off to distract Codebreaker's forces. He then cloaks his wraiths and attacks. Unfortunately, Codebreaker looks over at Lambda's side of the screen to see where they are. He sends his observers, along with his scouts to dispatch them. Lambda readies a nuke, and then dispatches his ghost. It is killed as soon as it leaves Lambda's defences. Codebreaker goes on the offensive with a zealot rush. Lambda readies Siege Tanks and Bunkers. Codebreaker's zealots are vanquished. Lambda sends a group of Marines with firebat support, covered by a wing of cloaked wraiths. Codebreaker readies a wing of scouts, walls in his base with Cannons, and positions High Templar along his border. '''LC:''' What the... STUPID SPLIT SCREEN! Lambda runs out of Minerals, and begins un expansion. Codebreaker promptly destroys it before it even has a Command Center '''LC:''' AGGG! I HATE THIS DAMN STUPID PIECE OF F***** SH** SPLIT SCREEN! Lambda says lots of dirty words. Codebreaker laughs, and lambda punches him in the face. Codebreaker sits farther away for the remainder of the game. Unfortunately, he has run out of minerals. Both sit at their bases, waiting for the other to attack. '''CB:''' Come on Lambda... come on. '''LC:''' Screw you. Codebreaker turns of the N64 in disgust. WINNER: No one. LOSER: StarCraft 64 '''LC:''' Can we play WWF Attitude now? '''LT:''' Sure! Lemme just get my cheat codes- '''CB:''' Cheats? '''LT:''' YEAH! I have them for every game. '''CB:''' Wow... we only use cheats if we have to... '''LT:''' WHAT? How can you play without cheats? How can you win without cheats? How can you- '''LC:''' Forget it Codebreaker! This sucks. LITTLE TIMMY'S BIG BROTHER SAM COME INTO THE ROOM. He's 6'8", 400 LBS, WITH AN ARM THICKER THEN CODEBREAKER. '''SAM:''' Get off of the N64 you little dweebs. I wanna play Pong 64! THE VANCOUVER STREET POSSE MAKES A HASTY EXIT. IT BECOMES CLEAR TO THEM THAT THEY WILL NEED NEW MEMBERS... THE END ---- Directed by: Codebreaker <br>Script: Codebeaker <br>Original Concept: Lambda Corps <br>Starring <br>Lambda Corps <br>Codebreaker <br>Little Timmy <br>Sam | [[Image:files/fiction/console.jpg|center|The Console Strikes Back]] <center>Written by [[Codebreaker]] and [[Lambda Corps]].</center> This is the sequel to the smash hit ''[[Vancouver Street Posse]] Cleans House!'' Starring Codebreaker, Lambda Corps, Timmy, and his big brother Sam. *CB = Codebreaker *LC = Lambda Corpse *LT = Little Timmy *SAM = SAM ---- '''LC:''' (walks up to elementary school) Time to kick some Grade 2 ass, right Codebreaker? '''CB:''' Yeah! So long as we don't go near those Grade 4's though.... ten year olds can be nasty with their little fists! '''LC:''' (gives Codebreaker a funny look...) Yeah... okay... come on! '''CB:''' (Runs up to little Timmy) Hey Kid! This school is OUR school now! We're moving in on your territory! '''LC:''' (Places a sign on the swings saying "Property of The Vancouver Street Posse") '''LT:''' You cannot have my playground without a fight! '''LC:''' Ha! What did you have in mind? A POKEMON BATTLE?!?!? '''LT:''' Yep!(Gets out huge green binder and opens it, revealing thousands of Pokemon cards) '''CB:''' Nice going Lambda!(Smacks him in the back of the head) Fine kid, we'll play your sissy Pokemon card game.(Whispers to Lambda) [don't worry man. He's just a dumb kid. I'll beat him easy!] ''Minutes Later'' '''LT:''' You know, I have all but one of your cards. The best thing to do now would be quit! '''CB:''' No way! I've just been going easy on you, you little... dweeb! Uhhh... how do I attack? ''8 seconds later...'' '''CB:''' Damn you bulbasaur! Stupid spinning vomit attack! '''LC:''' I can't believe he got all your Pokemon in less then three minutes! '''CB:''' It wasn't fair! If it had been a computer game or a video game- '''LT:''' Oh! I know! I have a N64! We can play Pokemon 64 on that! '''LC:''' Oh... joy... ''LATER, AT LITTLE TIMMY'S HOUSE...'' '''LT:''' Here's my N64... here's my 42 inch television hook up... here's my alphabetized game library.... here's my playstation... here's my Ferrari... '''CB:''' Enough, you spoiled little grade 2! Let's play! '''LC:''' Hold it buddy. This time, I play. No more Pokemon for you! '''CB:''' Fine! ''2 minutes later...'' '''LC:''' DAMN YOU! LIGHTING ATTACK! STUPID... AGGG! YOU CHEAP BA*****! '''LT:''' Hee hee hee! You said a dirty word! '''CB:''' Hey kid... do you have StarCraft 64? '''LT:''' Lemme check... (sorts through library...) Here it is! '''CB:''' Hey Lambda, let's play! LAMBDA CORPS PLACES CARTRIDGE IN, IT STARTS UP. CODEBREAKER SELECTS PROTOSS, LAMBDA TAKES TERRAN. Battle Report:(by little Timmy) Lambda readies a wing of wraiths as Codebreaker readies a wing of scouts. Dismayed, Lambda readies a marine rush. Codebreaker creates a wall of Photon Cannons just in time for the attack. '''LC:''' Damn split screen! Stupid hunk of junk-! '''CB:''' Oh... I see your readying battlecruisers, eh? I'll just get me a few High Templar.... heh heh heh! Lambda sends his Battlecruisers off to distract Codebreaker's forces. He then cloaks his wraiths and attacks. Unfortunately, Codebreaker looks over at Lambda's side of the screen to see where they are. He sends his observers, along with his scouts to dispatch them. Lambda readies a nuke, and then dispatches his ghost. It is killed as soon as it leaves Lambda's defences. Codebreaker goes on the offensive with a zealot rush. Lambda readies Siege Tanks and Bunkers. Codebreaker's zealots are vanquished. Lambda sends a group of Marines with firebat support, covered by a wing of cloaked wraiths. Codebreaker readies a wing of scouts, walls in his base with Cannons, and positions High Templar along his border. '''LC:''' What the... STUPID SPLIT SCREEN! Lambda runs out of Minerals, and begins un expansion. Codebreaker promptly destroys it before it even has a Command Center '''LC:''' AGGG! I HATE THIS DAMN STUPID PIECE OF F***** SH** SPLIT SCREEN! Lambda says lots of dirty words. Codebreaker laughs, and lambda punches him in the face. Codebreaker sits farther away for the remainder of the game. Unfortunately, he has run out of minerals. Both sit at their bases, waiting for the other to attack. '''CB:''' Come on Lambda... come on. '''LC:''' Screw you. Codebreaker turns of the N64 in disgust. WINNER: No one. LOSER: StarCraft 64 '''LC:''' Can we play WWF Attitude now? '''LT:''' Sure! Lemme just get my cheat codes- '''CB:''' Cheats? '''LT:''' YEAH! I have them for every game. '''CB:''' Wow... we only use cheats if we have to... '''LT:''' WHAT? How can you play without cheats? How can you win without cheats? How can you- '''LC:''' Forget it Codebreaker! This sucks. LITTLE TIMMY'S BIG BROTHER SAM COME INTO THE ROOM. He's 6'8", 400 LBS, WITH AN ARM THICKER THEN CODEBREAKER. '''SAM:''' Get off of the N64 you little dweebs. I wanna play Pong 64! THE VANCOUVER STREET POSSE MAKES A HASTY EXIT. IT BECOMES CLEAR TO THEM THAT THEY WILL NEED NEW MEMBERS... THE END ---- Directed by: Codebreaker <br>Script: Codebeaker <br>Original Concept: Lambda Corps <br>Starring <br>Lambda Corps <br>Codebreaker <br>Little Timmy <br>Sam |