A Tale of Two Hoodz was The East-West Coalition's main project. It tells the tale of a heroic band of not-exactly-all-there hoodlums who pimp hoes, deal drugs, and save worlds. It was created by phal and typhoon, a couple of white guys from the suburbs.

The first episode was a story that we never really got around to finishing.

The second episode was a Starcraft campaign that we never really got around to finishing.