Way better than you.

Real name:Mike Weitz
DOB/Age:March 18, 1986 (21)
Location:Bensalem, PA, USA
Avatar(s):Deadpool, Yoda, Bill
Occupation/major:Former college dropout, current college freshman (English), Barnes and Noble cafe bitch
Quote:"You are crazy like a row lizard." —Wesley Willis
Web site:It's a Trap!,
AIM:Flyspeck 42 account(s):Starcraft: Flyspeck, evilfly
WC3/TFT: Flyspeck
Affiliations:The Protectorate, The East-West Coalition, The Spelling Police

[All his opponents were fuckers]